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共 50 条笑话
category: Programming
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
category: Programming
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
category: Dark
Doctor: "I have some news about your baby." Parents: "Don't tell us the gender, we want to keep it a surprise." Doctor: "Oh I get it, you're those type of people. Okay, well IT is not breathing."
category: Misc
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
category: Programming
Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing...
category: Programming
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
category: Programming
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
category: Programming
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
category: Programming
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
category: Misc
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
category: Programming
Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
category: Programming
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
category: Misc
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
category: Programming
Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
category: Programming
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
category: Programming
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
category: Programming
"We messed up the keming again guys."
category: Misc
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
category: Programming
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
category: Programming
Being a self-taught developer is almost the same as being a cut neck chicken because you have no sense of direction in the beginning.
category: Dark
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
category: Programming
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
category: Dark
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
category: Pun
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
category: Programming
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
category: Programming
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
category: Misc
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
category: Programming
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
category: Dark
My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her. She'll finally experience what rejection is really like.
category: Pun
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
category: Programming
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
category: Programming
"We messed up the keming again guys."
category: Programming
The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
category: Programming
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
category: Pun
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
category: Programming
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
category: Misc
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
category: Dark
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
category: Pun
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
category: Dark
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
category: Programming
Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
category: Dark
Me and my Jewish friend were eating lunch and I farted. He got mad so I said "cmon man a little gas never killed anyone".
category: Programming
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
category: Misc
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
category: Programming
Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing...
category: Programming
Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
category: Programming
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
category: Programming
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
category: Pun
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
category: Pun
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.